Friday, March 24, 2006

We're so screwed

So Duke and Gonzaga lost.

We're left with UConn as our final final four pick. This means yes, we picked 'Nova to lose to Boston College tonight because, well, we're from Philly and everyone -- every single one -- always loses.

(And no, we're not going with a BOOOO! joke or anything about Santa Claus. Amateurs.).

So on with the ol' Heroez and No so much with the Heroez for the week that was. Ya'll know the drill.

Heroez...
Poor fella.

We love us some CHICKS. Definition of absurdity, when you really *think* about it.

Firefighters try. And this is in the ol' neck of the woods. (AKA, holy sh*t, this is why we check three times to make sure we turned off the coffee pot).

Be. Aggressive. B-E aggressive. B-e-a-g-g-r-e-s-s-i-v-e. B...E Aggressive. YEAH!

Matt and Trey are perfect.

Not so much...
Oof. So not Ms. She'll-be-doing-porn-in-a-year.

Wow. And our folks let us sleep in the car back in the day. Oh how the times they are a-changin', ya know?

This is still a story? Why, now?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

So, the heavy, not-hot female teacher gets jail time for doing the exact same thing young, hot female teacher does. Young hottie is off scott-free.
Yeah, that's fair.

Old Man Snap said...

Precisely our point.

This is a travesty of a double standard, one that should be rectified and corrrllllected as soon as possibly possible. Oh the humanity, even.

FREE MRS. NOT-HOT LADY!

ACG said...

1. poor moosie... and where was his little squirrle buddy during this?

2. everyone make sure their renter's insurance is in effect.

3. tom should be very proud that he knocked up some young impressional girl and acting like he a hero for doing so. f*cknut.

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