Remember former middle school teacher Debra Lafave? Florida prosecutors decided Tuesday to drop charges against her. She was accused of having sex with a 14-year-old middle school student. (AP BJPOV Photo by Steve Nesius).
When we were 14, we blamed the phone sex line we called on our birthday on our bestest friend Isaac. We think we've told this story here. Yup. That's about as good as it got for Ol' Young Pudge.
Sure, we were *convinced* we'd be World Champ, and that every single f*cking girl that came our way wanted up in our bidness, but come on, we took *ceramics* and *bulged* out of our too-short basketball shorts.
And we so don't mean the good bulge.
But, alas, phone sex lines were our Debra Lafave. Well, that and discovering the scrambled stations, but ya'll knew that, too.
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Currently listening to: Big Empty (STP).
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You think nobody's paying attention, but I'm catching your nuanced little jokes. Very funny.
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