
We almost ate a buffalo burger on Saturday. We settled for ostrich, though.
We know. We know. We should've eaten the buffalo burger, because that would have meant one less buffalo roaming the streets and getting all up in the president's bidness, if you will. We can't very well have the buffalo/buffalos/buffalum roaming the streets and getting all up in the president's bidness.
It's disrespectful, you know? Don't buffalo/buffalos/buffalum know any better? We are not to question the big fella, nor are we to sniff his junk. It's what's called unAmerican, b*tches.
Learn that sh*t and fall in line.
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