OMS is a p*ssy. He called me today and asked me to post this. He didn't ask me to call him a p*ssy but I am because he is. He said he needs to take some mental time to recharge and relax.I don't get him, really. He walks around all day calling himself "we," and true dat he's a funny motherf*cker, but really, who takes a week off of blogging, for Pete's sake?
I guess I'll bear with him. HAH! Bear with him. Get it? I'm a bear and I'm bearing with him! Huh.
Come to think of it, I think I can handle the work load here on the ol' porch for OMS. I can bring the funny, too. Just because I'm a bear and can maul you if you don't laugh doesn't mean I can't be funny.
I can bearly wait to find out if I can take over daily duties for the ol' bastard. Sweet deal. He doesn't even have to pay me much. Just bearly minimum wage.
HAH! Man I crack myself up.
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hey slacker bear...
no new posts?
OMS muzzled me.
I allegedly bring it a little to hardcore for his sensitive ears.
Well, that, and I've been wasted on wadka all week with my old friend Eli from the circus.
He's a crazy motherf*cker, that Eli. I can bearly stand after a night on the town with him and his harum.
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