Monday, March 27, 2006

Leave a message and (we'll) call you back

Are we the only one who thinks every time we kill a li'l harmless spider that some huge double-our-size motherf*cker with fangs will come up behind us and, well, whoop that OMS?

Didn't think so.

He didn't, this fanged motherf*cker double our size. But we did look. Quickly and in American Self-Defense blue belt karate fighting stance, as soon as we heard the li'l fella squish.

We're hoping karma doesn't count for spiders. Ever.

(Yes. Blue belt. We got skillz).

2 comments:

ACG said...

bad luck to kill a spider in the house.

better hope that bird nails you again.

Old Man Snap said...

Sh*t. Sh*t. Sh*t. Sh*t. Sh*t. Sh*t. Sh*t. Sh*t. Sh*t. Sh*t. Sh*t. Sh*t. Sh*t. Sh*t. Sh*t. Where does one learn this? Where else does one kill the li'l bastards? Is this why the day is sh*t?