Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Today in Wrestling History
This might've been the first time OMS ever legdropped a pillow and posed shirtless in his nan's kitchen, soaking in the cheers and adulation.
From the Wikipedia: By 1983, Vince K. McMahon had bought the World Wrestling Federation from his father, with a goal of turning the WWF into a nationwide company, using Hogan's charisma and name recognition as the top draw.
Hogan made a dramatic return to the WWF at a TV taping on January 3, 1984, saving Bob Backlund from a three-on-one assault. Hogan's turn was explained simply by Backlund: "He's changed his ways. He's a great man. He's told me he's not gonna have Blassie around."
The storyline shortcut was necessary, because less than three weeks later, on January 23, Hogan won the WWF Championship, pinning The Iron Sheik in New York's Madison Square Garden. The storyline accompanying this significant victory was that Hogan was a "last minute" replacement for the Sheik's original opponent, and became the champion on this storied night by way of being the first man to escape the camel clutch (the Iron Sheik's signature move).
This title victory caused "Hulkamania" to sweep the WWF, as Hogan's popularity soared. He would frequently refer to his fans as "Hulkamaniacs" in his interviews, and would go on to introduce his three "demandments": training, saying your prayers, and eating your vitamins.
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IRAN! NUMBRRR 1! RUSSIA! NUMBRRR 1! AMERICA! HOCKPHTOOEY!
I AM WAS BEST CHAMPLAN IN THE WEERLD EVER! HULKA HOGAN! HOCKPHTOOEY! JUNKYARDA DOG! HOCKPHTOOEY!
Sheik, you couldn't wrestle your way out of a paperbag.
And next time, use the right link for a good picture of you you overrated overroided jabronie.
Now gets-a-steppin' before the Ol' Man decided to get all slappy up in this beeyatch.
U! S! A! U! S! A!
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH YEEEEAH THE MACHO MAN KNOWS WHAT HE KNOWS AND THINKS WHAT HE THINKS! DIG IT? OOOOOHHHH YEAAAAAH AND THE MACHO MAN KNOWS HE CAN BEAT ANY MAAAAAN OUT THERE TODAY OOOOOHHHHH YEEEEAAAAAA THE SHEIK AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON THE MACHO MAAAAAANNNNNNN AND HOGAN? HOGAN! HOGAN I'M CALLING YOU OUT BROTHER! STAY OUT OF THE MACHO MAAAANNNN'S BUSINESS OR THE MACHO MAAAANNNN WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE MATTERS INTO HIS OWN HAAAAAANNNNDS DIG IT OOOHHHH YEEEEAAAAAH.
ABOOOOAMMMMAMOOOOGAAABBBAAAAA (slap slap slap slap slap slap).
Now what I'd like right now is for all you fat, out of shape, porch and the parking lot pansies to shut up and let your ladies see what a real man looks like. HIT THE MUSIC.
Lemme tell y'all somethin' right here if you weeeeeeeill. The American Dream Duthty Rhodesth is the man on top of the world BABY. Legends come and legends go. Lou Thesz BABY. Nick Bockwinkle BABY. Yes even the Nature - WOOOOOOOO - Boy hisself Ric Flair. But none of them boys can hold a candle to the real deal BABY. The biggest daddy of dem all. The BULL OF THE WOODS if you weeeeeeil. The AMERICAN DREAM DUTHTY RHODESTH, JACK. And I'll be comin' for y'all. The AMERICAN DREAM DUTHTY RHODESTH BABY. The biggest and baddest of dem all.
Holy sh*t. It's like a dream come true, all these grapplers reading this li'l ol' blog. Even the dead ones. Wow. I'm touched.
WOOOOOO! Touched? How can you be touched when the CHAMP - the MAN WOOOOO - hasn't even respONDED TO THIS GARBAGE? Wooooooooo. Now, then. WE ALL KNOW WHO THE MAN IS. AND WE ALLLLLL KNOW - WOOOO - THAT TO BE THE MAN, YOU HAVE TO - WOOOO - BEAT THE MAN. ALL THE NAMES RESPONDING? NAITCH HAS BEATIN' THEM ALL. SHEIK. HAHA. WOOOO. MACHO. WOOOOO. KAMALA WOOO DREAM WOOOOOOOOOOO ESPECIALLY THE DREAM. RIC RUDE? RIC WOOOOO FLAAAAAIIIIIIR, JACK. THOUSAND DOLLAR SUITS. WOOOO. SPACE WOOOOO MOUNTAIN. ROLEX WATCHES. WHAT TIME IS IT? NAITCH TIME WOOOOOOO. THE CHAMP IS THE MAN. THE. CHAMP. WOOOO. IS. WOOOOO. theman. WOOOOOO! I AM THE. JET FLYIN'. WOOOOOOOO. LIMOSINE RIDIN'. KID STEALIN'. WHEELIN' DEALIN' WOOOOO. Sonofagun. WOOOOOOOO!
WELL YA KNOW SOMETHIN' MEAN GENE, MY HULKAMANIACS HAVE BEEN ASKIN' THE HULKSTER WHY I HAVEN'T RESPONDED TO ALL THESE CLOWNS POSTING THESE MESSAGES ALL DAY, BROTHER. LET ME TELL YA THIS, BROTHERS. YOU'VE ALL SEEN THE 24-INCH PYTHONS. YOU'VE ALL EATEN THE BIG YELLOW BOOT TO THE FACE, BROTHERS. YOU'VE ALL FELT THE WRATH OF THE LEGDROP FROM THE HEAVENS, BROTHERS. SO WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?
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