Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Pat who, now?

From the AP:

In what has become an annual tradition of prognostications, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson predicted Tuesday that a terrorist attack on the United States would result in "mass killing" late in 2007.

"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network. "The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."

Robertson said God told him during a recent prayer retreat that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.

Robertson said God also told him that the U.S. only feigns friendship with Israel and that U.S. policies are pushing Israel toward "national suicide."


Who the f*ck is Pat Robertson? This guy sounds like a tool. And the Lord speaks to *him*? Huh.

I predict the best year ever for everyone. I didn't ask the Lord because I figure he/she's kind of busy not talking to arrogant psychopaths. Not that Old Man Snap is, well, nevermind.

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