Saturday, September 02, 2006

Why does everyone always listen to Brandon?

We're done, maybe, with the venting about the 90210 episodes on the Soap Network.

Today was the last straw. Steve was all SPARK IT UP FOSHIZZLE because Dick died of a heroin overdose at the Peach Pit After Dark and Brando was all HEY PUT THAT DOWN pot is bad mmmmmK? And Steve, of course, was all, pot is bad everyone and it leads to outright heroin whoredom and who put this pot pipe at my friend's memorial and let's remember Dick for who he was: an athlete*. A scholar**. A nice good friend***.

* asshole.
** low-life crack whore.
*** he sniffed up the whole score. Bastard.

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