File this under things we'll never get to say to Diane Lane. And that makes us sad.

So. Um. Wow. We're so nervous. Wow. Um. It's so nice to, um, meet, um, you. You. Wow. We're so nervous. Um. We never, um, watched the Tuscan Sun, um, like, wow, movie. We're shaking. Wow. Um, but, ah, we did, um, see you in, um, Un-um-faithful and wow that scene on the, um, train, um, with the acting. And, well, um, the bathroom, um, scene, was, um, fan, um, tastic. Wow. You're, um, very, pretty. That necklace is, um, fan, um, tastic.

Like you, um, in the bathroom. Ah. Not that we're saying, um, we think about, um, you in the bathroom, um, a lot. OK. Well. Um. We should, um, probably get going, um, now. Nice, um, meeting you, um, ah, sweetie.