Spotted on the wonderful commute yesterday morning on the big ol' gas guzzler in front of us, two bumper stickers that made us orn'ry: I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy, and Ted Kennedy has killed more people than Dick Cheney. Any questions, Liberals?
Um. We have one. Two, tops.
Why are we still at war, and, um, off topic, but does it really matter who tells us the news and what her sign-off will be, and do we really need to reference Gilligan's Island and/or Anchorman when referencing said news?
We seen that there Up Close & Personal, there. Tally Atwater sure was a looker, but she sure did tell us the news the way we like it: what happened? To who, now? When? Where? Why? How? Next.
Instead, we get: As the end credits rolled, Couric, wearing a white jacket over a black shirt and skirt, was leaning against the edge of her desk, showing her famous legs.
Ech.
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Preach on brother. The second most important news of the day on the most important broadcast of the year was Suri. Fucking Suri.
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