We never texted Ric Flair *anything*

So Trish Stratus got to retire last night from World Wrestling Entertainment.

(We refuse to call it "the WWE" -- how is entertainment worthy of a the? Seriously. Sound it out, all you people who insist on calling it "the WWE." The. World. Wrestling. Entertainment. The Entertainment? It makes no sense).

Anyway, we adore the Trish Stratus in these here parts. You should, too. She's relatively our age, she went out on top, and she's hot as balls. So here's to ya, Trish Stratus. And God speed.

(Photo from wwe.com).