Chiggity check it. Yo. That sun could eat us, yo.
And while we're at it, um, Mr. Rogers, um, well, we wish it were this simple still. We also kind of wish the kid would have swatted your hand away when you senselessly started touching buttons and asking the quarter guy to show what's on the inside of this new fandangled "video game."
"Down's not really used in this game," the dorky kid who might as well have been us in 1982 said.
Translated: "Stupid crazy curmudgeon. This sh*t be ruining kids in 20 years when I can shoot you vice squad-style and not use a f*cking hammer because I'm a carpenter. Now gets-a-steppin' so I can whoop up on this donkey, son."
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