Thursday, September 07, 2006

We just wish we could rock the glasses like him

And we *loved* the Killing Yourself to Live. Klosterman. Sweet. Although not so much with the exclamation points.
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://www.slate.com/id/2148573

2:23 PM
Old Man Snap said...

*That's* hysterical.

3:57 PM
Old Man Snap said...

We love the comment hidden gems that no one reads around here, like this one:

So in our dream we're mates with Becks and Rooney and our boy Dave on England's 2006 World Cup team.

We're playing fullback and we center the ball, with our left foot no less, perfectly for a header and a go-ahead score.

We jump up and down screaming, "(We'll) take the assist! We're up one, mates!"

Most of the team, heads somewhat down, high five us and say, "Well done, mate."

Then we get to halftime.

Dave approaches us and explains that our cross was perfect for the other team, and that Portugal was up one nil, not England.

"The lads high-fiving you felt bad for you," he said. "They want your jersey, mate. Sorry."

So that's how we helped Portugal take the lead against England before halftime in our dream.

Dave continued on with the team. We slinked, shirtless, off the field.

9:11 AM

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