Friday, September 15, 2006

Things we don't think our mother likes to hear

"Hold on, mom. (We're) about to get side-sweeped by this asshole. Look at this f*cking guy..."

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

"Motherf*cker. God. (We) hate the Flemington Circle. Assholes.

"You still there, mom? Sorry 'bout that."

"Please be careful," she said. "You need to calm down and not be so angry."

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

BWAAAAHAAAHAAAAA! NO ONE READS YOU! YOU SUCK!

Anonymous said...

I read it everyday!!! I love it! Shut the %%($ up!

Anonymous said...

Opie and Anthony never equals funny. Always equals suckdom.

Howard rules.

Anonymous said...

did you really say that to your mom? i'm surprised she didn't disown you!