Wednesday, April 05, 2006

We're not touching Katie Couric

Because hasn't the other dude at the CBS been doing a really solid, honest, and humble job with the news? Isn't that impossible these days? Especially on the TV?

"Who knew the old bastard was going to resurrect CBS news?" Imus just said on his morning program. We'll leave it at that. No links on this one, kids. If you don't know what we're talking about, find the information elsewhere. This is all the coverage Ms. Couric gets in these here parts.

However we are touching this and this. With 10-foot poles. Or something.

She's 34? She's so going to jail. He's 55? Does it f*cking matter? Oh with the dumbass. Dumbasses, even.

Ya'll got to get your learn on, people. Bad sh*t happens when you do dumb, bad sh*t.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Beat it, toots.

Anonymous said...

From a reporter who worked with the guy at DHS:

it's so sad. he's a nice, nice guy...
He's NEVER skeeved me out. He's actually quite candid. When we talk he always says stuff like, "Look, we're not going to have a pissing contest with the FBI."

SO NEXT TIME, BEFORE YOU THROW STONES AT THE POOR PIOS....