"OPEN THIS! OH-PIN THIIIIS! OPEN THIS OPEN THIS OPEN THIS!!! OHHHH-PIIIIIIN THIIIIS!"
Um. Lady. Please shut your li'l Eight is Enough kid up. Please. Before we punt him across the waiting room. We had sh*t to read. And a li'l peace and quiet is a necessity sometimes.
"I can't hear you," you said.
Um. Lady. Please. For the love of God. Just shut your kid up in public. And not so much with the blowing bubbles inside.
And kid, if you come near us one more time with your wind up Tonka truck, we may just have to step on it.
Shhhhh. Mommy will buy you another one.
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