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Oh, Tom.

You stole Joey from us. And you speak gibberish. And, well, we don't really have a question for you. More of a confession, really. We never saw the Mission Impossible. Or the Mission Impossible 2.

We *might* go see the Mission Impossible 3, but only because Felicity and that guy that wanted to kiss Dirk Diggler on the mouth are in it.

We still dig you in A Few Good Men, but only because you said you think better with your bat.

Well, thanks for your time, Mr. Cruise. Like we said, no questions, really. Just, well, just. Shoot. Good luck with that thing that you do. Whatever that's all about.