Tuesday, April 18, 2006

To the guy at lunch talking *way* too loud

"I look at us as a resource and not just another customer," said oh he of Dumbo ears. And no offense, what's the deal with talking so, so loud, oh earful wonder? We know us some big ears, mainly because of our big ol' easy-to-redden floppers on our own head. But we also don't scream at lunch while talking quietly to our colleagues.

"We're here to help," Dumbo continued. "We're here to work with you."

Oh with the cliched corporate culture. All he needed was a laser pointer and a bar graph and a couple of clothes pins to pin that sh*t back. We've thought about it, but we like thinking we can fly away from any given awkward situation.

No need to pin our own sh*t back.

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Currently listening to: Another Lonely Day (Harper).

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