He will, well, nevermind.
What's that? You didn't rub it? He did? Oh. And there's no field. Huh. We take it back. No joke here, ya'll. Hit "next blog" or some sh*t because godd*mn we l*st the f*nny this w**k.
Hold up. No no no. That was some funny sh*t. Stop trying to talk us out of things. We stand behind our Costner joke. You. Gets-a-laughin'.
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I still don't get it... a sex act? With who? With what? Maybe Vinnie could explain.
THAT'S HORRIBLE!
doesn't he know he's suppose to tip first!
Hey Jimbo!
I don't even friggin' know you dis way and you gotta call *me* out now for gettin' massages? I don't like dis at all.
Alls I can say here is dis guy from dem baseball movies was at some parlor, you know, and he friggin dropped his friggin towel.
Dat's it. 'Ceptin' he also grabbed his mule.
OH! See how even the Vin-man can be funny? What. You don't like it? I gotcha laughtah right *here*.
So all h-e-double hockey sticks has broken out. Our laptop is on the fritz, again, and Christ, did ya'll hear about Bear? Bear, if you're out there, please drop a line. We worry about you so.
shhhh pssst i'm over here. hiding. i have to keep my voice down because -- wait -- what was that? hello? copper? oh. nevermind. thanks, sweetie. the money's on the table.
where was I? oh yeah. shhhh. this is harassment of the worst kind. my friend in towaco is not a nuisance, no sir. he's being harassed. just because he's big and scary and a bear. this is awful. all of us are scared.
what's to stop the po-po from shooting me when i go to the liquor store? or from accosting me when i go out to dinner?
i'll be on the bear for awhile. HAH! oops. we mean, hah! get it? shhhh. keep your laughter down. see. it's funny because most people go on the lam. i'm going on the bear.
hah! shhhhh.
pray for me, please. we'll drop a line when it's safe and we reach canadia.
what's a po-po and why is it after bear?
funny that oms's post on rubbing one out gets the most comments. :-)
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