Working our way toward 300

We thought turning 30 was *the* milestone.

But now the ol' Porch and the Parking Lot is approaching its 300th post. We're thinking a huge soiree with a guest list, a velvet rope and lots of Guinness. Or just a post bitching about the godd*mn wind and how global climate change is so the new we're f*cked.

One or the other. We're still deciding. We may just drink a pint and toast the end of the world while letting imaginary friends into our apartment via the velvet rope, of course.

Oh come on. Like you don't still have imaginary friends. Seriously. You know you do.