She gets our vote

See? There is good in the world after all, kids. Vote Stacy.

So here's the thing about this weekly Heroez and Not So Much with the Heroez joint we do up in here every Friday. We were going to rant and rant and rant about W and this whole port deal, but then we decided, "Eh, f*ck it," it's only an important conversation that most people ignore anyway.

We mean, what do we know? We're just part of the American people.

Instead, we'll start off by lauding the Daily Show. Wethinks some staffers got themselves all kinds of fired for this.

Heroez...
Spinderella hit it up one time. "Don’t return phone calls until the day after deadline." Do people really get away with that sh*t? Someone in Illanoise missed this class, that's fer sure.

Girl, we know how you feel.

Fergie. Normally we don't get it. Here, we do. AWWWW YEAH we do.

Duck Hunt. We're about as good at this as we are at Dad Hunt each December (No, silly goosen, we don't mean hunting Dad. We mean hunting with Dad each year, but we said Dad Hunt because it's like Du-- aw forget it).

Not so Much...
For a Coldplay song? Now, we like the Coldplay. We even like the Faith Hill. But all this hoopla for "Speed of Sound"? We downloaded "Droppin' Science" the other day and got nothing. Bastards.

Opr-owned. HAH!

God we suck. So yesterday, we might have been at work kickin' it in the ol' cube. We *might* have heard the following one-sided conversation: "It's not fair! It's not fair for her to freeze! What did I say? You know what? F*ck you. Don't call me and cuss me out at my job!" (Slams phone). And we wonder why the sh*t ain't gettin' done like it used ta.

Oopsies.