Don't you think that pretty much every single "new" "species" found was all, "Godd*mn it. They f*cking found us and they're so gonna f*ck our sh*t up here, too."
And humans are all, "YAY! New things to f*ck up! Wheeeeee! F*ck it up one! YAY!"
And let's face it. The new species, like the Figure-Four Scarlett, um, well, we mean, like the dreaded Golden Mantled Tree Kangaroo, are so amazingly ready to be f*cked with.
If it's anything like the Ol' Man's ol' man's dreaded Golden Mantled Bubba, then this li'l Garden of Eden is, like, so totally garden of f*cked.
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