So Alan Patton likes to drink li'l boys urine.* Right, then. That's pretty much all you have to know about Alan Patton. Well, that, and he looks like a kid toucher.

Man. All we have to tell you about ourselves is we can't wait to go buy the Walk the Line tonight. And All the President's Men. And Supertramp's Greatest Hits, mainly because we can't find it on the iTunes. Admit it. You love the Supertramp, you dreamer, you.

* You sick, sick f*ck, you.