Well, that lasted long, part 2

So we went to bed last night before the bottom of the eighth inning, before the Rockies came back and scored a run (one of two total) to beat the Phillies. We sighed, knowing we'd wake up this morning and read that the Rockies and Diamondbacks are advancing in the playoffs, the Eagles have a bye week, the Phillies are done, and we still have our, um, job.

But then we looked at our arms and legs again, and thought, "Well, look, they move and stuff."

When one finds happiness in only his favorite team, it's time to find more happiness, no?

So less with the Phillies coverage and more with the way the f*ck are we awake at 6:30 on a dark and dreary Sunday morning after we promised ourselves we'd stay in bed and at least *try* to sleep in. Less than 50 posts left, y'all!

Here's to finding true happiness by then!