From the AP and reported in the Daily Record of Morris County, N.J.: Twenty men have been arrested in a sex sting at a Westchester County highway rest stop, including a Catholic priest, a registered sex offender and a local Rotary Club president.
The state police says the monthlong sting was prompted by a complaint from a man who stopped at a rest area off Interstate 684 with his 10-year-old son. Police say men cruise the area looking for sex.
Most of the men have been charged with either loitering or trespass violations or both. One was charged with forcible touching, a misdemeanor. Four were charged with exposing themselves and two with public lewdness.
Um. Blah blah blah room blah blah blah stay at home blah blah embrace it blah blah blah be honest with yourselves blah blah blah isn't that better than ruining your wife or your congregation or your, um, rotary?
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We figured out, today, why our boss doesn't destroy us everyday anymore, like she did circa 2004-2006.
Today, she wore a pink blouse and grey pant suit.
Today, we're wearing a grey suit with pink tie and grey sweater vest.
We recall Men's Health saying that if one dresses like his boss, he or she will be more pleasant.
Huh.
It might also be because she takes vacations like we take showers and we're *always* here, but whatevs.
Oh, and we're so a meany.
So we went to lunch at the standard deli today and ordered an Italian sub. We refuse to say, "HOOOOgie" like they do in Philly, but, well, we digress.
"(We'll) take anItalian sub, please" we said.
"You'll take the Italian sub?" our *favorite* hack comic said behind the counter. "What you do is take the train from Venice to --"
"Yeah, yeah," we said. "Gotcha."
We killed his punchline. We feel kind of bad but not really.
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