It wasn't us.

From nj.com this morning:

Police arrested more than two dozen people Saturday -- most for public urination -- when 50,000 attended the annual Far Hills Race Meeting, according to a report in the Courier News.

This was a record year for public-urination arrests at the race, Sgt. Thomas Kozak told the newspaper. He noted that dozens of portable toilets were available at the event.

Ryan Cunningham, 26, of New York, was arrested for urinating on a portable toilet, and charged with public urination, Kozak said.

More than 200 police officers -- including some on horseback -- patrolled the equestrian event at Moorland Farms, which is on Route 202, the report said.

There were a *lot* of portapotties there. A lot. Like, many, many places to relieve one's self. Oy.

(We have to admit, though, urinating *on* one of them is kind of a hoot, no?).