Wednesday, October 10, 2007

We are *not* a piece of meat

From a senseless MySpace bulletin. Oh with the freaking MySpace.

P • I • S • C • E • S: The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high SEX appeal. Has the last word. Not someone you want to mess with or double cross. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

We do like to get a li'l freaky-deeky, if you know what we're sayin'. OK. We don't, but whatever.

1 comment:

Old Man Snap said...

You know, we joke about broads on the sidelines all the time. We kid because we care and have nothing but love for the ladies, right?

Seriously. Nothing but love.

But then we read this, from the CNN/SI Truth and Rumors (reprinted from the New York Times):

Suzyn Waldman was unapologetic Tuesday for choking up and sobbing briefly in her report Monday night on WCBS-AM after the Indians knocked the Yankees out of the playoffs. "That's who I am," she said. "It's unusual, but not for me. I am emotional. I'm a conduit between the players and the fans, and everyone was crying."

So much for balanced.