Sunday, October 07, 2007

Oh with the fortune cookies

"A couple of extra bucks will be floating in your direction," it read.

Huh. We can't believe we're about to write this, but not so much with the "extra bucks" and more with the life guidance, oh fortune cookie. We sure would love to read, "Your new job and direction is mere hours away and will bring you great fortune, oh pretty one, and you will meet you some Scarlett some day, promise."

We know. No more Phillies and we're already filling the void with our girl S-Jo and crazy talk of new jobs and direction.

At least we didn't mention the time we wanted cereal for dinner, thus triggering the great fat kid debate of 1991.

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