Perhaps the single funniest email exchange between a man and a woman we've (yes, we're back to first-person plural) ever read

Please read from the bottom. And thanks, Emjay, for sharing. Oh what a hoot.

From: Woman
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 3:09 PM
To: Man
Subject: RE: errands
nah, bitch would freak her out more. it's a cuss word.

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From: Man
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 3:06 PM
To: Woman
Subject: RE: errands

Oh, you went easy on this one. You could've said "gay whore."

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From: Woman
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 3:05 PM
To: Man
Subject: RE: errands

I really like this dress! It's a pretty color! Rosie is such a bitch! Wow, did I really say bitch!

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From: Man
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 3:04 PM
To: Woman
Subject: RE: errands

The Democrats hate our freedom! When the Rapture comes, I will no longer have to put up with Rosie O'Donnell! My hair looks fabulous today!


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From: Woman
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 3:01 PM
To: Man
Subject: RE: errands

I love President Bush! You can't hate the war and support the troops! Al Qaida is so in Iraq!

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From: Man
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:59 PM
To: Woman
Subject: RE: errands

My views are the right ones! My buttons are easily pushed! I am perhaps not likely to contribute much to the world at all! My husband's father is largely responsible for my career!

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From: Woman
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:55 PM
To: Man
Subject: RE: errands

My husband is not as famous as his brother! Why is Rosie so mean to me! Why does everyone think I'm dumb! What's that on my Louboutin!(?)


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From: Man
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:52 PM
To: Woman
Subject: RE: errands

Exactly! So well said! I don't understand why the Muslims think we're against them! The Iraqis will come around soon enough! Gays are inferior, but I like their shiny bracelets! Sometimes I cry myself to sleep and I don't know why!

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From: Woman
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:49 PM
To: Man
Subject: RE: errands

you went blond when you were 16! you like roberto cavalli, but you can't square the low necklines with your chastity! you don't understand how people can be unhappy in a world that's so for them!

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From: Man
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:47 PM
To: Woman
Subject: RE: errands

I do! Creationism is a real thing! The U.S. is good for the whole world! My husband plays third-string for the Jets (Giants?) and I love him! I got a pony when I was 12!

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From: Woman
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:45 PM
To: Man
Subject: RE: errands

you sound like elizabeth hasselbeck!

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From: Man
Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:44 PM
To: Woman
Subject: errands

I am 10 minutes away from asking one of these interns to go to Cat's Corner and pick me up a large bowl of chili, some water and a side of tortilla chips. "If there's key lime pie, get that, too," I'd say. I wish I were kidding about this.