Tuesday, May 15, 2007

The great Yes-No Diet of the summer of '07

So some of you (what, the Porch has like three readers at this point?) may have been reading the DVD Easter egg-like comments the ol' man leaves in these here parts. And you may have even gotten the sense that the ol' man is feeling rather, um, large these days.

No more.

OMS is proud to announce operation lose 15 pounds by Aug. 31. It's part of a bet with his 44-year-old uncle, who has miraculously dropped a ton, almost literally, by walking and doing incorrect-form curls at the gym.

So OMS will report the contents of the great Yes-No Diet later this week. In the meantime, more with the crunches and the push-ups and the taking the stairs and the running at least three times a week to start. So far, it's going swimmingly.

What? Go to the gym, you say?

OMS would, but there's bridge construction on the *one* road that gets him to the gym after work. Old Man Snap is a lot of things, but he's not about sitting in traffic for an hour when he could do similar cardio at home.

Wish him luck!

3 comments:

Old Man Snap said...

Yes!

Walking, vegetables, fruits, water, limited bread, diet soda, Guinness, Miller Lite, Grohl’s, ice cream once a week, wheat thins, nuts, yogurt, eggs, limited cheese, ham, turkey, tuna fish, milk, juices, hard alcohol, Rock Star drinks, salmon, steak, chicken, rice, pasta with Virgin Olive Oil.

No!

Elevators, French fries, ice cream more than once a week, candy during the work day, appetizers, drinking more than three times a week, regular soda, midnight meals or munchies, or double portions.

Anonymous said...

But OMS, we love you just the way you are!

ACG said...

shit. reminds be i gotta get more dilgent about eating right.

good luck.