Ain't it funny how throwaway lines in stories sometimes sum up being a senseless fan of one of the worst teams in the history of sports

From Todd Zolecki's story this morning on the philly.com:

There's a chance Freddy Garcia might not be able to start tonight in Arizona after he bruised his left shin running into a maintenance cart during batting practice. If he can't start, (manager, still, Charlie) Manuel might have the bullpen make it for him.