Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Four thoughts we thought we'd never have in a row. Like. Never ever in a row. Ever.

1. Seriously? A Beatles medley on the American Idol?
2. What the f*ck? Why are we watching the American Idol?
3. Is that Joe Perry on the American Idol?
4. And David Alan Grier? Jesus.

7 comments:

Old Man Snap said...

AND... now we present four songs on the iPod that we'd never thought we'd hear in a row, yet we're the ones who put it on the mix in the first place:

1. Dierks' How Am I Doin'?
2. Dre's Still D.R.E.
3. Faith Hill's There Will Come a Day.
4. Ice Cube's Bop Gun.

Apparently we made a workout mix back in ought-five while fantastically wasted.

Old Man Snap said...

And in other news... check out the 923freefm.com page on the internets. Looks as though K-Rock is coming back to New York.

Thank God.

K-Rock was a sweet li'l station back in the day, what with the Limp Bizkit and the Creed and all of these things.

OK. Maybe not the Creed. But admit it. Y'all bopped your heads to "Nookie" in 1998. Don't you even effing deny it.

This effectively ends the talk experiment that has failed miserably on "Free FM."

Unless you're Stern (who we still think sucks these days) or our heroes Opie and Anthony, you tank. Ron and Fez and Don and Mike aren't that bad, but, come on. Everything else is just kvetching and sensless chatter about nothing.

Sort of like the ol' Porch and the Parking Lot, only this thing is the funniest effing thing ever, what with the self-deprecating fat jokes, hidden comments and endless pics of Scarlett Johansson.

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Anonymous said...

dude listen... pleas stop knocking ne and my old band.. i rote songs that spoke to me personaly as a person and I'm proud of what they mean to me and my art man... WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN isa mystical ode to standing the test of time and i cant think of any better lyrical arrangement that i created for the benefit of the legions of my fans to worship me and my voice and my teachings. like I told the 18,000 people at Continental back in early 2002..., I wrote ONE so every one can relate to me and my struggles and when the towers were attacked i found that people could relate to my message and my songs that much more... ,my stuff is important man its' spiritual and from the heart and not even remotely a rip off of anything eelse out there... mot everyone can rock the leather pants the way I do and not every 1 can speak from spiritual place that I can...i'm SCOTT STAPP damnit and i deserve ur respect.

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Anonymous said...

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