It said, this stupid Men's Health flier as it sat on my stupid bathroom floor, mocking me and my teeth brushing. LOSE YOUR GUT. One year. Ten "BIG" issues. Only $19.97. "That's a steal!"
Bastards.
Next time, I take the little mailer flier things out of the magazine and throw them all out so they don't end up hidden in the random space between the wall and the bathroom sink. How come the Playboy ones never end up there?
Bastards.
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