Sunday, April 15, 2007

From the May 2007 Playmate News

Shallan Meiers: "So many guys don't know proper grammar. If I meet a guy and he can't speak properly, I can't bring him home."

OMS can't agree enough with you, Ms. Meiers. Proper grammar is the way to get into his pants, too. Speak it, sister. Speak the proper grammar. What's that? Oh. He has to have rock hard abs and a savings account, too?

Oh. Well. Nice meeting you. What? Yes. OMS will run along now. Thanks for not calling your bodyguards. No. That't OK. OMS will let himself out. Quickly. K, bye.

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