Wednesday, June 27, 2007

We weren't going to *touch* this

From the CNN: In her first interview since being released from jail, Paris Hilton told CNN's Larry King on Wednesday that she has never used drugs, isn't a big drinker, and although she feels her incarceration was unwarranted, God had a reason for putting her there. "Don't serve the time; let the time serve you," Hilton said. She said she has emerged from jail determined to eliminate bad friends from her life.

OK.

Can America stop obsessing over this? Lies, all of them. Just before she went to jail, there were shots of her puffing a li'l sticky icky icky on the internets. And the drinking? And the God?

We didn't watch the interview. We were too busy remembering to rehearse and keep pushing to get to who we want to be in five years. But we can't escape the news. Her li'l plastic face is all over the goddamn place.

Can't we all say enough?

When *LarryeffingKing* is the story, well, it's time to move on, no?

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