Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Haiku Wednesday Night!

This week's theme?

Relationships.

Shhh. Shhh. Shhh. I know.
Love never meant so much to me.
Can you take those off?

Oh my God that's hot
You really know how to use --
I think I'm done now.

Before I say goodbye
You should know that I am gay
I like men. Sorry.

It's not you it's me.
You're fine. But it's him. He, well
he actually has girth.

You were always fat
I lied and said you were not
Ha! Ha! Fatty Fat.

Man, you're kind of weak.
I always wanted bigger
Thank God for neighbors.

The stipper loves me
I knew it! She likes my charm!
Shit. Where's my wallet?

I love another
She is warm. She is kind. She,
um, she's a midget.

That's OK, Jerry
It's not like I wanted to
have an orgasm.

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