Jackpot!

So when we logged in, we realized that this the 778th post in the short history of the ol' Porch and the Parking Lot. When you break it down, there's at least 38 bashing Bush, 102 random work stories, and upwards of 327 about us when our best friend nicknamed us, "Fats."

So onward and upward on our quest for 1,000 posts and quick retirement. Yay for early retirement!

We move onward and upward today with a multiple choice quiz. Which of the following happened in the last 24 hours or so?

A. We didn't chat up a hot blonde who spoke Italian for one conversation and English for the next while she babbled across from us on her cell phone at the Greensboro Airport with *no one* else around.
B. We blushed when the young good lookin' fella complimented our cargo camouflage camoflagge camo shorts because he wore the same ones and "style can't suffer while flying," he said.
C. We actually made a deli line joke at the supermarket and made the li'l brunette lass chuckle -- mainly to make up for not talking to Sorento, over there.
D. All of the above.

Good luck, kids.