This maybe kind of definitely happened at the local grocery store last night. Oopsies.
Old Man Snap: (Puts ice cream on counter).
Grocery Store Clerk: (Rings up purchase). Do you want to donate $1 to the homeless?
OMS: No, thank you. But can (we) get $20 back?
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Speaking of no justice...
Why do you think Paris Hilton was released early?
Guards got tired of showing up on Hard Copy
She saw the electronic bracelet and just “Had to have one”
Time for another collagen treatment
She was worried she’d get her virginity back if she stayed another day
This is an actual poll on philly.com right now. TMZ is reporting her mental health was in question. Can this sum up any better why the world will end, sooner than later?
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See? Karma.
So two days after not donating to the homeless, we went to the ol' Bagel Junction in our ol' stomping grounds this morning for breakfast.
But the Bagel Junction is closed. So boy did we ever woof down the deli wrap. Like, slammed that shizzle.
Shizzle? Ew. We think we're delirious from not eating breakfast.
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