1. Please put your phone on vibrate.
2. Please take the call outside.
3. Don't f*cking put her on speaker phone. You just put her on speaker phone. F*ck.
4. Seriously? Still with the speaker phone?
5. Now with the off speaker phone and repeated Hellos?
6. Did we mention the outside and the taking the call there?
7. Now with the hanging up and calling right back.
8. And the Hellos and the dropped call.
9. You're calling her back. Oh. My. God.
10. Yes. We can hear you.
11. YAY! You're walking outside! Yay to better signals! Hooray!
12. Now we can resume our quiet, peaceful morning of waiting for our car and listening to the soothing sounds of Journey. Whew.
13. Oh good. You're back.
14. And your phone's ringing.
15. And you're answering.
16. How are we to listen to Peter Cetera in peace?
17. Damnit.
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2 comments:
You sort of hate people. Or strangers, at least.
No. We sort of hate obnoxious folks who waste our air and take away from our pleasant soothing music listening experiences. But thanks for commenting. We love our fans.
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