Player 1: (Talks to friend about the big practice). You have your spikes, right?
Player 2: (Interrupts witty banter) I'm coming.
P1: (Awkward smile). Good, good.
P2: But I didn't bring my glove.
P1: That's OK. I'm sure you can borrow someone else's.
P2: And I have sneakers.
P1: OK. Well, I'm sure you'll be fine without cleats.
P2: I don't think I'll be able to play in the game next week anyway.
P1: (Stares).
And END SCENE.
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I played softball once, but I ended up eating the bat and scaring everyone away. But that was before I found God. And now I know that eating the bat is not His way. Nor is scaring everyone away. God is loving. God is fun. Please bear hunters, put down your gun(s).
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