Young woman walking with other young woman: My shoe. Sh*t. My shoe.
Other young woman walking with first young woman with shoe problem: It's your heels. They hurt, right?
OMS, walking, not lurking, behind them with Chinese food: Happens to us all the time.
Young women: (Blink. Blink).
OMS: But we're kidding, because, well, you know, we really don't wear heels.
Young women: (Worst audience ever).
OMS: Seriously. We don't wear heels. Ever. So our feet don't really hurt.
Young women: (Smile, somewhat).
And END SCENE.
Monday, June 19, 2006
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