Scene I: Our hero, sporting his old school Brewers cap and his Cheerios T-shirt, meanders through the rain and into his favorite local breakfast place.
OMS: (We'd) like the veggie omelet with cheese, and instead of a plain bagel, can (we) get a sun-dried tomato one?
Aggressive angry literal order taker guy: YOU CAN HAVE ANY BAGEL YOU WANT.
OMS: (We) know. That's. Why. (We), well, ordered a sun-dried tomato one.
Scene II: Our hero, sitting in his favorite local breakfast place, sips his Irish Creme coffee and watches, against his better judgement, Regis and Kelly while waiting for his veggie omelet with cheese and the bagel he wanted.
Kelly: And now here to perform their 1987 hit Pour Some Sugar on Me, DEF LEPPARD!
Scene III: Flashback to our hero's favorite local watering hole, where he sometimes eats Fish and Chips while quietly judging an entire bar's worth of messes.
Guy who maybe doesn't get he's in an Irish Pub: Hey. Do you have Harp?
And END SCENE.
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There is an irish pub (which shall remain nameless) in center city that does not carry guinness.
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