And we really don't. Honest

Young woman walking with other young woman: My shoe. Sh*t. My shoe.

Other young woman walking with first young woman with shoe problem: It's your heels. They hurt, right?

OMS, walking, not lurking, behind them with Chinese food: Happens to us all the time.

Young women: (Blink. Blink).

OMS: But we're kidding, because, well, you know, we really don't wear heels.

Young women: (Worst audience ever).

OMS: Seriously. We don't wear heels. Ever. So our feet don't really hurt.

Young women: (Smile, somewhat).

And END SCENE.