See, here's the thing...

Quickie:
The universe can give you whatever you need, but you will have to ask for it first!

Oh with the exclamation points.

So in our time away from the interwebs (and seriously, we had no intention of coming back until, well, we saw the Hillary picture and got, um, inspired), we spent a lot of hours pondering God and the worldly ways of the universe.

We've become firm believers that if one participates in said universe, this ubiquitous universe will use its powers for good. So we've somewhat dropped our whole pessimistic "The other shoe will drop nothing good ever lasts" outlook on life for one that says, simply, "Give to the universe and the universe will give back."

So our horoscope made us happy. We wonder, though, how the universe feels about giving or- wait, nevermind. We just want world peace and a certain candidate to drop out of a certain race yesterday.