Monday, May 26, 2008

And now back to sh*t we never watch

Seriously with the Three Men and a Little Lady and the Beethoven's 2nd and why the f*ck is 90210 not on the SoapNet and Jesus with no The Wire or Flight of the Conchords on the On Demands and wait, isn't it a beautiful day and huh, when was the last time we just sat and played Dead Flowers on our porch and wait.

Sex and the City? We've seen one episode of this Sex and the City and we want to be full-on prepared to tell the masses why this movie, like the Indiana Jones, isn't one we're rushing to the theaters to see. Why?

Where to begin...

1. Carrie. We get it. You're young/old, oof, 35, and looking for love and hey! What's the guy from Office Space doing stealing our look with the "beard" and the jeans and the courdoroy jacket and all of these things and why do you, Carrie, type so flawlessly with no visible typos?

2. Charlotte. Christ. Always with the bra on during sex, that one.

3. Samantha. She made a tranny joke in the season 6 premiere and we *maybe* laughed. And then we wondered if we'll actually, you know, cougar. Yes. We just made it a verb.

4. Miranda. Still hot, all lawyer-MILFY with intellect and fantastic hair.

Now, then. If Miranda made a moviefilm, we'd be all over that sh*t. But we'll keep our $12.50 to see the Harold and Kumar and maybe any movie with Amy Smart that comes out this summer. In the meantime, back to the geetar.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

thanks! no one ever called me hot before!