Anytime we log off the MySpace*, oh these dames with their braless typing on their sensual keyboards. They look nothing like the ones posing in Naughty Bookworms** glasses and kissy-fish faces with screen names like Curvy_n_Curly on the actual Match.com.
Just sayin'.
*MySpace was a "social networking" site on the interwebs popular way back in Two Thousand Ought-Four. Once a haven for online creative expression of one's self, it quickly became inundated with pedophiles and, later, reporters doing research on kids who overdosed who always have awesome, character-defining quotes like, "PATRYYYYY (sic) IT UP BICTHESSSSSSS (sic)" on their pages, and now everyone uses it to "check their music pages" even though all the real bands found on the MySpace have actual "Web sites" you can "check."
**You look it up. Just not at work. And good luck overcoming that addiction.
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