Why. Um. What happened to petting? Or the oral? Wrapping before slapping? Using two? Pill? Using two, plus the pill, and then with the pulling out and not so much with the slapping because you're 16? Anything but bare and, um, in.
Anything.
Right?*
*Remind us someday, when it's time for us to have the, um, talk with our kids. Remind us about what we wrote above. We might try that as the speech. Word for ever-loving word.
It's certainly better than hearing, "Sometimes girls want things, so you have to be careful" just minutes after hearing that Magic Johnson has the AIDS.
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"Wrapping before slapping"?
HAH! BRILLIANT! YOU FUNNY!
You know what really makes us laugh?
Sometimes we check our page and see comments and go AWESOME COMMENTS! and then we realize well, you know.
You forgot about the dry humping. I actually suggested it last night. She said: "OK."
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