Saturday, December 29, 2007

Yes, we're a suck up.


Vince McMahon, in our dream, walking toward the basketball courts: And that's why our policy is what it is. No one issues comments to anyone but me. I'm the source. No one else is allowed to give public statements unless they clear it with me.

OMS, walking briskly next to Vince McMahon: Agreed, sir. It's the perfect media plan. Let (us) just say (we've) been doing this for a long time now and your media policy is spot-on. And if you need a spokesman, (we're) your guy.

2 comments:

ACG said...

you post about 90210 & saved by the bell... and now dreaming of vince mcmahon.

OMS, are you gay?

There is nothing wrong with it, it would just explain soooo much.

Old Man Snap said...

Nope. We like the vageen and breasts, especially, and penis makes us want to vomit.

Thanks for noticing our flamboyance, though. We tend to keep that underwraps.

If mattkatz weren't somewhat offline this weekend, I'm sure he'd fill you in on the whole "should be a WWE writer" thing.