"Honey," said the rotund goateed man inside the Borders, loudly, into his cell phone. "If I got you the Grey's Anatomy DVD, would that be good? Oh. You saw all the episodes? So if you saw them, does that-- oh. OK. Yeah. You saw them all already. OK. I'll keep looking."
And then, about five minutes later: same guy. Same phone. Same wife, hopefully.
"Hi honey, it's me again," he said. "Yeah. I found a good one. Would you like Live Free or Die Hard? Yeah. It's Bruce Willis. It's kind of a light-hearted action movie. It's supposed to be really good, I think."
Meanwhile, darned if we didn't catch the holiday spirit while we shopped in the same store, sans honey guy.
"Iiiiii saw mommeeeee kissing Santa Claus," the adorable li'l 4-year-old sang, pitch-perfect, while listening to the head phones.
And then, about five seconds later: same adorable li'l 4-year-old. Same headphones. Same mommy.
"Mommy! I have to pee!"
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