We're so not retiring.

So we've thought long and hard about this.

OK. We thought about it for a week. We mulled walking away and stopping the goodness. We read two years worth of hilarity, and we wondered, frequently, if we've lost a step. Kids these days have better blogs. They're using the twitters.

They're listening to their muzak on their mobile cellular telephones. They don't have time for random riffs about rain runs and directions and moving to Canadia and "HEY! We were fat!" and all of these things.

But then we thought of you.

You, our loyal three readers, have supported us throughout it all. Yes, through 1,000 posts of pure unadulterated comical goodness. Sure, not so much with the comments, but you've made it worth it. And we thank you for this. (Plus, if we don't blog, we slowly start losing our minds. Daily).

So the Porch and the Parking Lot is not going away anytime soon. We're now back to our regularly scheduled programming. More fun links. New hip layout. A subscriber feed! Use the feedburner, y'all. God will like you more if you do.

So we're here for you!*

* Newbies, see to the right about the exclamation points. You'll get us, eventually.